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yesterdaysprint:
“The Circleville Herald, Ohio, February 6, 1956
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petbud:

gay-nerd:

petbud:

hi everyone here’s a picture of garge simpsfield


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Thanks! I hate it

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personalgremlin:

the last time I honored my feelings was when I was 8 and dug a really big hole in our back yard and got in it 

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emogender:

mankind? No. man mean

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Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?

Me: Is ya'll hiring?

I certainly do not remember her and I ABsolutely would

hyrude:

for the record: i wrote 10k of indepth introspective character analysis turned personal projection fanfiction about francis from malcolm in the middle, never posted it anywhere, then changed all the names and submitted it for an lgbt essay scholarship as a dissertation on internalized homophobia’s psychological impact into adulthood and won $1000 so. first of all, follow your dreams, second of all, francis from malcolm in the middle is fucking gay

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