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pussysista:

My 21st birthday

Someone make me this for my 21st
tastefullyoffensive:

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I can’t tell you how much I identify with this

dualitystream:

Pizza’s here, pizza’s right now here.

Cold soda in the fridge.

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Monkeys in clothing will always inspire me

haskull:

haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

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janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

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i cant believe i jacked it to hentai just now, wow

vapor-man:

now that i have your attention, remember that capitalism is killing our nation

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I will never protest the same again

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

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